All 15 game Reviews

! Fishy ! ! Fishy !

Rated 5 / 5 stars


That was as addictive as it was refreshing, but DAMMIT I KEEP GETTING EATEN!

Pumpkin Simulator 2003 Pumpkin Simulator 2003

Rated 4 / 5 stars


That must have taken some talent dude. That's all I gotta say.

Tomb Raider Dress up game Tomb Raider Dress up game

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not bad

The first "Dress-up" game I ever actually "dressed-up" someone in. 'Nuff said. (DUDE THE SKIN-TIGHT BLACK SUIT HELL YEAH!)

Defend Your Castle (Full) Defend Your Castle (Full)

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

wow that was pretty good...

OK that was AWESOME, but here's how you you could improve: I want to see my arrows actually HIT the enemy. That little thing with the archers just sux right now. I'd also suggest making it so you can see your wizards, and have them cast spellz on their own. I hated having to do it for them. And the BEST thing you could do with this game is to be able to make your converts into actually foot soldiers. How cool would that be having a little force outside your castle defending with little swords and the like? I'd also like to see the stick people carrying weapons. I mean for god sakes those people look like they just want to get in for some cookies and milk or something it doesn't look like an actual siege! for all you know it could be your mom trying to get it! But besides all that, the game was kickass.

Megaman Next - The Game Megaman Next - The Game

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Wow...nice try... no really nice try

Well... you get an A for effort. But really, you set the bar too high. No one can make a full game that complex and make it run smooth and look good by themselves. I think you would have done better by putting all that time and effort into the graphics and game-play, and make maybe like one or two levels of really smooth, cool game play. But maybe that's impossible using flash. I wouldn't know because I haven't tried to make a game before.

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maelstormm responds:

Honestly, I can do alot better than this. The biggest fall back is that I didn't want to spend the time on something that I can't profit from and there's a 5 meg limit on the uploads to this site. The 5 meg limit made me have to cut back on the sound quality and graphic quality. I'm not sure what you mean by the gameplay though, Megaman ran around smooth as butter for me. I would need you to write me an email to narrow down what you're talking about so I can look at it closer. Thanks for the comments :)

WeaponOfBushDestruction WeaponOfBushDestruction

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Ok guys, here's how I see it. This war could hvae been avoided if war hadn't fucking pushed it. But the guy thinks he is avenging his father or something. Do you really think a country like Iraq would be stupid enough to launch chemical weapons? The US and the rest of the fucking world would have them all radioactive ash in about 5 seconds. They pose, a threat yes but not a large enough one to launch a war, killing thousands, just because our leaders are complete lunatics. I am against the reason for going to war, and I am in no way a fan of Bush's but what's done is done and we are forced to live with it.

Boyfriend Killer V1 Boyfriend Killer V1

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Woah...lesbo in the making

You have some issues. You have some serious issues. As if you've ever been asked out your whole life. Don't rack on us, just because you can't get any.

The-Heartbreak-Kid responds:

I'd expect that kind of a response from a 13 year old. Wait till you hit your Freshman year pal and try to get a girl. Oh and I'm a guy, so I couldn't be a lesbo.

Tactics Core Demo Tactics Core Demo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow....guys it doesn't get any better than this

I've played alot of flash games in the past, but you've really raised the bar. I've never seen a flash game come close to the quality yours has achieved. Excellent. I've seen playstation games worse than this. If this is just the demo, my god what a game the full version would be! But please... give the poor and those of us without credit cards a break... don't make us pay for it, just ask for donations and if there is any justice in this world you will get them. I promise people will love you for it! I mean, look how much hatred was generated by the Ganguro girl fees? But anyways, I believe I speak for all of us when I say"DUDE THAT GAME KICKS ASS!"

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Stick RPG Stick RPG

Rated 5 / 5 stars that's an RPG

One of, if not the best game on newgrounds. Very nice...well everything. A very intricate and ultimately fun game. And for all of you just playng it, if you want some hints:
-Put as much money in the bank as possible
-The kid who forgot his ID has the skateboard
-Do NOT buy cocaine because it doesn't serve a purpose(at least I couldn't find one)
-DONT waste an entire afternoon playing it. It's not THAT good(found that out the hard way)

Don't Kill Kenny. Don't Kill Kenny.

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Not worth the effort

You lacked alot of the things that make a funny shooter great. Like good sound. You used the same sound each time you hit someone. It gets annoying. Another thing, you should probably make Kenny go YIPPEE or something like that everytime you kill someone, so you know your cheering him up.